My little sister, Tania Andres, is so much more awesome than me.
My little sister, Tania Andres, is so much more awesome than me.
Of course he does, does nobody understand the importance of this, if he doesn’t there will be a massive paradox and Chloe Webber’s father will have won and the Olympic torch will get struck by a tiny space pod and fall and go out and millions of people will go into a drawing and THE OLYMPIC DREAM WILL BE DEAD, DOES NOBODY UNDERSTAND
Because it will happen
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The most effective pick up line in all of time and space
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…. I miss the old days when I was cute enough for my mum to carry me….
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This ALWAYS happens to me.
Evolution at its finest.
Yup… Funny…

Proof that Angry Birds Existed before Humans